Aliph Jawbone Bluetooth Headset – Black / Jaws – 30th Anniversary Edition DVD

Today’s Deal of the Day is the Aliph Jawbone Noise Shield Bluetooth Headset in Black. Apparently, the Jawbone is an artistic statement when wearing an earpiece. Interesting. I always get annoyed at people who constantly have their Bluetooth headset in their ear, even though they’re not on the phone. Maybe if they’re wearing an “artistic” headset, I won’t get so annoyed. The worst offenders, in fact, are the ones who have it in their ear in a place that you would never dare answer the phone, like a religious ceremony, a funeral, and definitely while your significant other is telling you about their day! Condolences to the one who does answer the phone then…poor chap.

In fact, if you did answer the phone, the consequences would lead to the DVD of the Day. Your significant other will magically transform from the sweet, innocent girl you dated and married, to a killing machine! **da, da** The sharp teeth will come out in massive rows! **da, da** The eyes will turn to dead black! **da, da** The skin will become tough and leathery! **da, da – da, da** The back will hump over like a dorsal fin! **da, da – da, da – da, da** And before you know it, you will no longer be thinking of skinny dipping in the ocean at night. You’ll be wishing you got the perverbial “bigger boat!”

Deal of the Day! – Alphin Jawbone Noise Shield Bluetooth Headset – Black – $70 Delivered! FREE SHIPPING

DVD of the Day! – Jaws – 30th Anniversary Edition – $13 Delivered! (Always FREE SHIPPING on DVD’s!)